Total Medals Earned: 839 (From 116 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,620 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (45/395 points)
Finished Level 2
Finished Level 1
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (135/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass level 9
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 5/6 (75/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/310 points)
Beat Pico's challenge on hard mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on hard mode.
That's more like it!
Beat Pico's challenge on easy mode.
Beat Darnell's challenge on easy mode.
You can do better than that.....
OMGWTFBBQ
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 10/23 (90/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/40 points)
Fight fire with your face
Don't skip the box scene
Who's team are you on!?
Defeat the boss
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 enemies in a single run
Kill 45 enemies in a single run
Kill 60 enemies in a single run
Kill 70 enemies in a single run
Kill all 75 enemies
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 5/13 (80/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect all concept art.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!